Thursday, April 24, 2008

Apples on a Stick

Apples on a stick. Makes me sick. Makes my heart beat two forty-six. Not because you're dirty, not because you're clean, just because you kissed a boy behind a magizine. Girls, girls, wanna have fun. Here comes Sarah with the blue jeans on. She can do the wibble-wobble, she can do the splits, betcha 5 bucks she can't do this. Close you eyes and count to ten, if you mess up you're a big fat hen.

Last year we did that all the time! I'm surprised I still remember the lyrics. I don't remember the hand-clapping motions though. I tryed it with grace a few days ago, but neither of us could remember how.

-Melissa

57 comments:

Sarah said...

I'll teach it too u @ soccer 2nite

melissa said...

I don't know if I'm going. I really want to see the Wardcliff play. Really badly. But if I can't go, then you can teach me. That'll be great!

Anonymous said...

thats aculaly wrong.. (in some parts)
its "Apple on a stick, Makes me sick, Makes my heart beat two forty six, not because your dirty not because your clean, not because you kissed a boy behind a magizine.
Boys, Boys they are so dumb, Here comes jonny with a pickle up his bum. He can wibble he can wobble he can even do the splits, but i bet you ten bucks that you cant do this.
Close your eyes and count to ten.
If you muck up your a big fat hen.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, nine, ten.
You didnt muck up so your my best friend!"

Anonymous said...

I learned the song like Apples on a stick Makes me sicke. Males my heart go 246. Not because im dirty not becaquse im clean just because I kissed a boy behind a magizine.
Girls, Girls just wanna have fun, Here comes Susy in the tight bottoms.She can wibble she can wobble she can do the splits. But I bet you that you cant do this.
Close your eyes and count to ten. If you mess up your a BIG FAT HEN.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten

Anonymous said...

I learned the song like Apples on a stick Makes me sick. Makes my heart go 246. Not because im dirty not because im clean just because I kissed a boy behind a magizine.
Girls, Girls just wanna have fun, Here comes Susy in the tight bottoms.She can wibble she can wobble she can do the splits. But I bet you that you cant do this.
Close your eyes and count to ten. If you mess up your a BIG FAT HEN.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten

Anonymous said...

I learned the song like Apples on a stick Makes me sick. Makes my heart go 246. Not because im dirty not because im clean just because I kissed a boy behind a magizine.
Girls, Girls just wanna have fun, Here comes Susy in the tight bottoms.She can wibble she can wobble she can do the splits. But I bet you that you cant do this.
Close your eyes and count to ten. If you mess up your a BIG FAT HEN.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten

Anonymous said...

apples on a stick makes me sick makes my body go two,four,six not because im dirty not becase im clean just because i kissed a boy behind a magazine,hey girls wanna have some fun her comes the boys with becenies on they can wibble they can wobble they can do the splits but i bet ya 5$ that they cant do this now close your
eyes and count to ten if you cant do this your a big fat hen!1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 now your not a big fat hen!!!!

Anonymous said...

there are different wayz to say it no one iz right or wrong

Anonymous said...

Acuctally, its " Apple on a stick, makes me sick. Makes my heart beat 246, Not because im dirty, not because i'm clean, not because I kissed a boy behind a magizine.
Hey boy, What's your name, I see someones underwear, Close your eyes, Count to ten, If your mess up you have a girlfriend/Boyfriend,
One, Two, Three,Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten. You didn't mess up so you have no Boy friend/ Girlfriend!

Anonymous said...

the real lyrics;

apples on a stick it makes me sick it makes my heart beat two fourty six. not because im dirty, not because im clean, just becasue i kissed a boy behind a magazine. girls, boys, having a lot of fun, here comes _______ with a big fat bum, she/he can do the wibble wobble, she can do the splits, but i best you ten bucks she cant do this. close your eyes and count to ten, whoevr messes up is a big fat hen, ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FAIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN.
we didnt mess up so were bestfriends; the end. ♥

Anonymous said...

Actuualllyyy its whatever you want it to be. Theres a million and one different versions to the song, because people add on to it and take away from it. Soo enough with telling her its wrong.. because it techincally isn't.

kittykat.misty said...

it actually goes like this:
apple on a stick makes me sick makes my heart beat two fourty six. not because im dirty, not because im clean. not because i kissed a boy behind a magazine. girls, boys, having fun. here comes the lady with the prickle up her bum. she can do the hula, she can do the splitz but i bet you five bucks she cant do this. close your eyes and count to ten. if you mess it up you're a big fat hen.
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. you didn't mess it up so you're my best friend.

Anonymous said...

here it actually goes...
apple on a stick make me sick makes my heart beat to 46 not because youre dirty not because your clean not because you kissed the boy behind the magazine.the girls the girls havin fun, here comes the boy with the sausage up his bum he can wiggle he can jiggle he can even do tha splitz but i bet you i bet you you cant do this. close your eyes and count to ten if you muck it all upyour a big fat hen 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 you didnt muck it up so your my best friend!

dont under estimate me cos thats RIGHT!

Anonymous said...

I learned it like this: Apples on a stick, make me sick, makes my heart go two-forty-six, not because i'm clean, not because I'm dirty, just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Hey, girls let's have some fun, I see a boy with his pants undone. He can wiggle, he can wobble, he can do the splits, but I betcha ten bucks he can't do this close you eyes and count to ten, if you mess up you gotta kiss your boyfriend!

Anonymous said...

Actuality its apples on a stick they make me sick they make my heart go 246,not because I'm dirty not because I'm clean not because i kissed a boy behind the magazine. he6y girls,wanna have some fun here comes johnny with his pants undone he can wibble he can wobble he can do a split but, I bet you 5 bucks he cant do this close your eyes and count to 10 if you miss you have to kiss one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Anonymous said...

My version is different....Apples on a stick makes me sick makes my heart go 246. Not because your dirty not because your clean, not because you kissed a girl/boy behind a magazine, Hey girls/boys how bout a fight here comes___________ with thier pants on tight she/he can wibble she/he can wobble she/can suck a baby's bottle the only thing she/he can't do is count to 10.....1 2 3 4 5 .....I is so funny that this little rhyme is still going aroud I remember this from my childhood and I am now 32 teaching it to my children the different versions a so funny.

Anonymous said...

I learned it like this... Apples on a stick,make me sick,make my heart go 246. Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean,just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Hey girls, lets have some fun. Here come the boys with their pants undone, they can wiggle, they can woggle, they can even do the splits but i bet you 50 dollars that they cant do this, Close your eyes and count to ten, whoeever messes up is a big fat head.1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,8,9,10. Now the boys are big fat heads! 2,4,6,8, who do we appreciate the boys,the boys, why, why because their gunna die,when,when at 2pm...Sitting on an electric chair,pulling down your underwear.FREEZE!

Anonymous said...

The REAL PROPER LYRICS ARE;
Aplle on a stick makes me sick
Makes my heart beat two four six
Not because you're dirty not because you're clean
Not because you kiss the boy behind the magazine
Girls, girls just wanna have fun
Here comes Judy with a picke up her bum
She can whirl she can twirl she can do the splits but I bet ya I bet ya
she can't do this
Now close your eyes and count to ten
If you muck it up then you are not my friend
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
So you didn't/did muck it you so your still/not my friend and thats the end.

Anonymous said...

I didn't learn it any where near the rest of these are but, this is what I learned:

Apple on a stick, makes me sick like a wibble and a wobble and a 246, 246. The first one that says five is out of the game so let's all ride the choo choo train! 1..2...3...4...6 and it goes on until someon says five in any form (5, 15, 25, 50).

Anonymous said...

I learned it like this.
Apples on a stick they make me sick they make my heart go 246. Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean. Not because I kissed my boyfriend behind a magazing. Hey girls, wanna have some fun? Here comes the teacher with his pants undone. He can wibble he can wobble, he can do the splits, but I bet ya $5 he can't do this. Close your eyes and count to 10, if you say 9 you gotta kiss your boyfriend. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,10. (:

chelsea said...

It's actually apple on the stick.makes sick.makes my heart beat two forty six not because your forty not your clean just because you kissed a boy behind the magazine.girls boys having fun here comes the bride with a big fat she can do the wobble she can do the splits but I bet you five bucks she can't do this. Close your eyes and count to ten if you make it your not my friend. 12345678910. You didn't make it up so your my friend. See mine is better then all of yours

Anonymous said...

Actually ,,,, Apple on the stick , it makes me sick , it makes my heart beat 2,4,6 . Not because it's dirty, not because it's clean.not because i punch a boy behind a magazine . Girls , boys having fun . here comes a lady with a big , fat bum . she can wibble and wobble and do the splits. i betcha 5 bucks you can't do this . close your eyes and count to 10 if you can't do it you're not my best friend . 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. we did it , we did it we're now best friends.best friends forever and that's the end

Anonymous said...

apple on a stick that makes me sick. It makes my heart go 246 not because i'm dirty not because i'm clean not because i kissed a boy behind a magazine. So come on girls lets have some fun, here comes daddy with his minie skirt on. He can do the wibble wobble he can do the splits but i bet you 5 bucks he can't do this! (now you close your eyes and do it)

Anonymous said...

apple on a stick that makes me sick. It makes my heart go 246 not because i'm dirty not because i'm clean not because i kissed a boy behind a magazine. So come on girls lets have some fun, here comes Johnny with his big fat bum he can do the wibble wobble he can do the twist but I bet you 5 bucks he can't do this! ( close your eyes and do it)

Gorgeeos said...

Its not actually like that I think its like this:
Apple on a stick
makes me sick
not because there dirty
not because there clean
not because they kissed a boy
behind the magazine
girls, boys having fun
here comes a lady with a big fat bum
she can wibble she can wobble she can do the splitz
but i betch ya i betch ya she can't do this
Close your eyes and count to ten
if u muck it up your not my friend
12345678910
(you didn't muck it up so ur my friend)
(you mucked it up so ur not my friend)

Anonymous said...

You are all wrong, it's

apple on a stick, makes me sick, make my heart beat two forty six, not because your dirty not because your clean, not beacause you kissed a boy behind the magazine

girls, boys, having some fun, here come a grandmar with a pimple on her bum, she can wiggle she can wobble she can do the splits, bet ya 10 bucks she can't do this, close your eyes and count to ten, if you mess it up your not my friend, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, you didn't mess it up so your still my friend, thats the end of chapter 10

Anonymous said...

I love how people are putting each others down. There are tons of different versions; for example, mine goes:

Apples on a stick make me sick, they make my heart beat two-forty-six. Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, not 'cause I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Boys, boys, have a lot of fun, here comes Johnny with a stick up his bum. He can wiggle, he can wobble, he can even do the splits, but I betcha twenty bucks he can't do this! (hop on one leg while doing the hand movement) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, and that's the end!

Anonymous said...

my version

Apple on a stick, Makes me sick, Makes my heart beat two forty six, not because it's dirty not because it's clean, not because you read a book behind a magizine.
Girls girls have all the fun, Here comes sarah with her blue jeans on. she can do the can can she can do the splits, but i bet you ten bucks that she cant do this.
Close your eyes and count to ten.
If you muck up your a big fat hen.
One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, nine, ten.
You didnt do it
we're best friends
ha ha ha
and that's they end

Anonymous said...

apple on a stick , makes me sick , makes my heart beat 2 fourty 6 . not because im dirty , not because im clean , not because i kissed a boy behind a magazine.
girls , girls they wanna have fun , here comes jonny with a blueberry bum , shake a wobble shake a wobble do the splits , i betcha 10 bux that you cant do this , close your eyes and count to 10 , if you muck it up , your not my friend .

Anonymous said...

My version is: Apple on a stick, makes me sick, makes my heart beat 2,40,6 not because your dirty,notbecause your clean not because i kissed a boy behind a magazine, girls,boys having fun, her comes th lady with a sausage up her bum! she can hula, she can dance she can even do the splits but i bet she cant do this. close ur eyes and count to ten 1 mistake ur a big fat hen, 12345678910 u didnt muck up so we're all best friends.

Anonymous said...

i've already posted my version, but i just wanna say i really like reading everyone else's versions. It's hilarious how many different ways people learnt it! (I still love my version tho) LOL

:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Mo said...

I'm in 5th grade now so none of my version is messed up. It goes:
Apple on a stick
It make me sick
It makes my heart go two-forty-six
Not because I'm dirty
Not because I'm clean
Just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine
Hey Girl wanna have some fun?
Here comes a boy with his pants undone
He can wibble
He can wobble
He can do the splitz
But I bet you five bucks that he can't do this
Close your eyes and count to ten
If you mess up you gotta marry him
One two three four five six seven eight nine ten

Anonymous said...

this is how it goes in our school...
apple on a stick makes me sick makes my heart beat two forty six not because i'm crazy not because i'm lazy just because i kissed a boy behind a magazine. girls, boys having fun. Here comes the lady with the big fat bum. she can do the pom pom she can do the split but i bet that she cant do this. close your eyes and count to ten, if we mess it up then we have to start again. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! We didn't mess it up so we dont have to start again.

Anonymous said...

This is how I learned it
Apples on a stick
Makes me sick
Makes my heart go 246
Not because im dirty
Not because I'm clean
Not because I kissed a boy behind a magizine
Hey girl look over there
I see (random person) in her/his underwear
He/she can wiggle he/she and waddle he/she can do all that
But I bet you 5 bucks he/she can't do this
Close your eyes and count to 10
And if you say 9 I'll kiss your boyfriend
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 10

Anonymous said...

Actually....It's....
Apples on a stick they make me sick.
They my heart be go 2-46, 2-46.
Not because I'm dirty.
Not because I'm clean.
Not because I kiss a boy behind a magazine.
Hey girls wanna have fun.
Here comes ________ with his pants undone.
He can wibble, he can wobble.
He can do the splits.
I bet you five dollars you can't do this.
Close your eyes and count to ten.
If you mess up you gotta kiss your boyfriend.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10

Anonymous said...

This is how I learned it from my friends:
Apples on a stick, they make me sick, they make my heart beat 246, 246. Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Come on girls, let's have some fun! Here comes ______ with his underwear on! Close your eyes and count to ten, and whoever messes up has to marry him! One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten! You didn't mess up so you don't have to marry him!/You messed up so you have to marry him!

Anonymous said...

This is how I learned it from my friends:
Apples on a stick, they make me sick, they make my heart beat 246, 246. Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Come on girls, let's have some fun! Here comes ______ with his underwear on! Close your eyes and count to ten, and whoever messes up has to marry him! One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten! You didn't mess up so you don't have to marry him!/You messed up so you have to marry him!

Anonymous said...

This is how I learned it from my friends:
Apples on a stick, they make me sick, they make my heart beat 246, 246. Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Come on girls, let's have some fun! Here comes ______ with his underwear on! Close your eyes and count to ten, and whoever messes up has to marry him! One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten! You didn't mess up so you don't have to marry him!/You messed up so you have to marry him!

Anonymous said...

This is how I learned it from my friends:
Apples on a stick, they make me sick, they make my heart beat 246, 246. Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Come on girls, let's have some fun! Here comes ______ with his underwear on! Close your eyes and count to ten, and whoever messes up has to marry him! One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten! You didn't mess up so you don't have to marry him!/You messed up so you have to marry him!

Anonymous said...

Here is how my friends taught me:

Apples on a stick, they make me sick, they make my heart go 2,4,6. Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean,not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine. Hey girl, wanna have some fun. Here comes ___ with her pants undone. She can wibble she can wobble she can even do the splits but I betcha 10 bucks she can't do this. Close your eyes and count to ten if you mess up you gotta kiss your boyfriend. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10. HUH!

That's how my friends taught me.

Anonymous said...

My veersion goes,

apples on a stick makes me stick makes my heart go 2 46 not because im dirty not because im clean just because i kissed a boy behind a magazine hey girls wanna have so fun here comes johnny with his pants undone he can wibble he can wobble he can do they splitz but i bet you 5 ollars he cant do this K-I-S-S

Anonymous said...

i learnt: apple on a stick makes me sick makes my heart beat 2 forty 6 not because your dirty not because your clean just because you kissed a boy behind a magazine girls boys having fun here comes a boy with a sausage up his bum he can wibble he can wobble he can do the splits but i bet ya ten bucks he can't do this close ur eyes and count to ten if u muck it up ur a big fat hen if u don't ur my best friend 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,9 10 didnt muck it up so ur my best friend

Anonymous said...

My version was
Apples on a stick just makes me sick it makes my heart go 246 not because I'm dirty not because im clean not because i kissed a boy behind the magazine hey girls wanna have some fun here comes _______ with his pants undone he can do the wibble he can do the wobble but i bet you 5 bucks he can't do this close your eyes and count to ten if you say 9 then you have to marry him 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 __ 10 if you say 9 then you have to marry him

Anonymous said...

I learned it this way. Apple on a stick makes me sick makes my heart go 246 not because i'm clean not because i'm dirty just because I kissed a boy behind a magazine so hey girls let's have some fun I see a guy with his pants undone he can jiggle he can wiggle he can even do the splits but I bet you he can't do this close his eyes and count to ten whoever messes up is a big fat hen.

Unknown said...

That's wrong! The original is " Apple on a stick makes me feel so sick. Makes my heart go 2-4-6. Not because I'm dirty,not because I'm clean,not because I kissed the boy behind the magazine. Boys and girl, let's have some fun. Here is a lady with a big fat bum. She can do the wiggle-wobble, she can do the split. But I bet 10 bucks she can't do this. - Close your eyes - You didn't mess up so you still my best friend. And let's end now and that's the end."

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kyree walker said...

i learnt this when i was 10 so about 4 years ago
apple on a stick makes me sick makes my heart beat 246 boys girls having fun when along comes Ben with the big fat bum he can wibbel he can wobbel he can do the splits but i bet ya i bet ya he cant do this close your eyes and count to ten if you mess it up your in love with ben 1.2.3.4.5.6.7.8.9.10 so you didn't mess it up so your not in love with Ben thank God thank God thank God.

ha1313 said...

I am nine and in my whole life i have learned it like this apples on a stick gonna make me sick gonna make my heart go 246 not because l'm dirty not because l'm clean not because l've kissed a boy behind a magazine hey girl ya want to have some fun here comes Johnny with his pants undone he can wiggle and woggle and can do the splits and i bet ya five dollars that you can't do this close your eyes count to ten if you say nine you gotta kiss your boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

It's actually like this:
Apple on a stick
Makes me sick
Makes my heart beat 246
Not because your dirty
Not because your clean
Not because you kissed a behind the magizine
Girls, boys having fun here comes (This part is where everyone gets mucked up so I don't know the real line)
She can do the poms poms
She can do the splits
But bet ya 5 bucks she can't do this
Close your eyes and count to 10
If you muck up your not my friend
1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10
If you didn't muck up your my best friend

Anonymous said...

There's different ones. The one I learnt is:
Apple on a stick, makes me sick. Makes my heart beat 246. Not because your dirty, not because your clean. Not because you kissed a boy behind the magazine. Girls, boys wanna have fun. Here come Jonny with a pickle up his bum.
He can wobble, he can do the splits. But I bet u he can't do this! Close your eyes and count to 10. If you muck it up then your not my best friend. 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10 You didn't muck it up so your my best friend. ( if my friend muck it up then its "you mucked it up so your not my friend.)

Anonymous said...

It goes like this
Apple on a stick it makes me sick makes my heart beat 246 not because your dirty not because your clean just because you kissed a boy behind a magazine girls girls having all the fun I saw a boy with his pants undone he can wibble he can wobble ehe can do the splitz I bet you ten buck that he can't do this close your eyes and count to 10 if you muck up your not my friend 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 you didn't muck up so your still my friend

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Anonymous said...

i learned..apple on a stick gonna make me sick gonna make my heart beat 246 not because you're dirty not because you're clean not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine hey girl wanna have some fun here comes johnny with his pants undone..he can wiggle he can wobble he can even do the splits bet you 5 buck he can't do this..close your eyes and count to ten if you 9 you kiss your best friend..1234567810

Anonymous said...

Apple on a stick you make me sick you Make my heart go 24/6, Not because im dirty, not because imclean, Not because i kissed a boy in a magazine. Hey Johnny you wanna have a fight? Meet me at the corner on saturday night. If you say 1, you're out of the game. So let's get ready for the chu chu train

Anonymous said...

Apple sticks they make me sick they make my heart beat 246, not because I'm dirty not because I'm clean not because I kissed a boy behind a magazine, hey girl you want to have some fun here comes a Sally with her pants undone, she can wiggle,wobble, and do the splits I betcha 5 dollars that you can't to do this, close your eyes and count to ten if you can't do this you have to kiss your boyfriend 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10



I DONT REMEMBER THE REST

Cali Girl said...

I learned it your way. California by chance?

Anonymous said...

This is the colset to the version I know, I learned it:

Apples on a stick, they make me sick, they make my heart go 2-4-6.
Not because I'm dirty, not because I'm clean, not because I kissed a boy behind a magaziene.
So come on girls lets have some fun, here comes Sally with her big, fat, bum.
She can do the wibble-wobble, she can do the splits, but I bet you 5 bucks she can't do this!
Close your eyes and count to ten, if you mess up, start over again!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!